Facts with the tag "weather" | Chuck Norris Facts

Facts with the tag "weather"

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.

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In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly because they knew Chuck Norris was coming.

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The wind of Chuck Norris’s round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.

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Chuck can make rain dry.

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Chuck Norris can fly a kite in a monsoon... without string..

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The weather is actually bassed on how Chuck Norris is feeling.

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Chuck Norris once delivered a roundhouse kick to the eye... of a hurricane. Today this is known as widely scattered showers.

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