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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.
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In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly because they knew Chuck Norris was coming.
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The wind of Chuck Norris’s round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Chuck can make rain dry.
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Chuck Norris can fly a kite in a monsoon... without string..
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The weather is actually bassed on how Chuck Norris is feeling.
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Chuck Norris once delivered a roundhouse kick to the eye... of a hurricane. Today this is known as widely scattered showers.
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