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Chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris has Pop Rocks and Coke for breakfast.
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The world may circle around the sun but the sun circles around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows when to hold 'em by the neck, knows when to fold 'em in half, knows when to walk away on their spine, & knows when to run 'em down.
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After every defeating roundhouse kick Chuck Norris licks his own elbows in victory.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Jack is in the box
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During the running of the bulls, the bulls are actually running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris struck out Alex Rodriguez on two pitches. With his hands behind his back.
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Sayans Can transform their power in several stages; Super Sayan, Super Sayan 2, Super Sayan 3, Super Sayan 4 and Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can give a movie a 47 star rating.
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There is no such thing as Kama, just Chuck Norris messing with you
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Han Solo didn't shoot first, Chuck Norris did!
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My friend asked who is Chuck Norris and I said "Only Chuck Norris knows who he is."
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