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Sceintists launched a person into outerspace to see what will happen. Chuck Norris has done this. Twice.
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If you want to get in the Beyond section at Bed Bath & Beyond, you have to go through Chuck Norris. Adam Sandler is a whole different story.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump
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Chuck Norris can win Team Deathmatch IN 1 KILL.
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Chuck Norris once argued against his wife...........and won!
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There will never be enough Chuck Norris facts.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Tectonic plate shifting occurs when Chuck Norris does his splits
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Flattering Chuck Norris is impossible.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vader's father
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Chuck Norris was born with a black belt around his waist.
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Chuck Norris once killed 100 people in just 2 shots, the 1st was a warning shot.
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When Chuck Norris plays Halo his search preferences are Skill, he can't find anyone
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