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How much wood could Chuck chuck, if Chuck could chuck wood? If Chuck could chuck wood, wood would not exist.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Chuck Norris puts the caramel in the Caramilk bar.
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The Old Spice guy is still alive because Chuck Norris has yet to see any of his commercials.
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The Soup Nazi lets Chuck Norris have as much soup as he wants
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Definition of the Big Bang: Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked God.
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The Higgs Boson is only elusive because it's afraid Chuck Norris will punch it again.
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A super sentry gun with 1,000,000 rounds per minute Is just a Chuck Norris pistol.
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When Chuck Norris screws in a lightbulb, he spins the room around the bulb to screw it in.
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Chuck Norris can walk the Penrose Stairs
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again
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Wonder why you can never touch Chuck Norris with a fork? Because he's never done.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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