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Why did the chicken cross the road?? because Chuck Norris was walking towards him!
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. There were no survivors.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Except when you're Chuck Norris. Even when he's wrong he's right. No one has ever survived to say any different.
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in Chuck Norris' beard has achieved sainthood.
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Osama Bin Laden is only alive because Chuck Norris does not like Afghanistan but he still hides just incase.
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Gibbs Paradox is the equation for Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris watched Paranormal Activity alone.
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CHUCK NORRIS SAYS RELAX with a swift roundhouse kick to your medulla oblongata.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris has a lucky number. It's Pi.
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Chuck Norris doesn't guess when he plays Guess Who: he knows.
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