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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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When Rolaids has heartburn it takes Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris drinks his honey every morning... straight from the bee hives.
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Two men walk into a bar. One of the men turns to the bartender and says "Chuck Norris". Bartender kicks the first man. Second man grows a beard.
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The only word that rhymes with orange is Chuck Norris
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple
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Chuck Norris works out with Thor's hammer.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Chuck Norris showed the Feds videos of him shooting 2pac and Biggie, but there was not enough evidence to convict him
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In the end of times when the world is no more, Chuck Norris just won't have a place to stay.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Banner. when the Hulk came out he smashed everything in sight but Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' dog pick up after him.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his way into Hell, proceeded to hold Satan hostage, made no demands. he left two days later. He was just playing
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