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There's no such thing as air-conditioning, that's just Chuck Norris breathing at a constant rate.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris does not use TV guide......he already knows what is on all channels, at all times, on every cable/satellite provider.
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"Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" originaly featured Chuck Norris, but it was called "He's Behind You!"
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice
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Chuck Norris jokes don't even need punchlines.
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Chuck Norris wasn't born, he roundhouse kicked his way out.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Only Chuck Norris knows every Chuck Norris fact!
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Shhhhh.....Did you hear that? Chuck did.
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