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Chuck Norris drinks milk from the carton......DEAL WITH IT!
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Team Punishment was the name of Chuck Norris right and left leg. Tito Ortiz is Chuck Norris version of a joke.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris makes joke about you
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Freddy Krueger saw Chuck Norris drowning Jason Voorhees in his dream last night.
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When Chuck Norris delivers a joke, he doesn't just tell it, he kills it.
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Don't ask Chuck Norris for a joke... you won't survive the punchline
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If Chuck Norris dreams of killing you, you die in real life.
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Jackie Chan was created when Chuck Norris ate after midnight.
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When Chuck Norris tells a joke, everybody literally dies of laughing
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When Chuck Norris makes up a Chuck Norris joke, everyone alive (and most dead people) simultaneously receive a round house kick to the funny bone.
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If it walks like a duck, acts like a duck, quacks like a duck.....it's a duck so long as Chuck Norris says it is.
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Chuck Norris is an island.
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Chuck Norris has a World of Warcraft account, he shot an arrow one day and hit the middle of the ocean. This is the cause of the Cataclysm.
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