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Chuck norris does not make jokes. He roundhouse kicks them.
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What do all suicidal people have in common? They tried to tell a Chuck Norris joke.
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Chuck Norris can play the guitar with drum sticks.
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Chuck Norris scares the needle out of hay stacks.
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Chuck Norris never eats fast food. The food stops to let him eat
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Chuck Norris would never run for president. Why run a country when he already rules the world
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Chuck Norris flashed before life's eyes.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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There are only two certainties in life, Chuck Norris and death, in that order.
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Chuck Norris can turn milk into yogurt simply by staring at it
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink.....reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris gets the joke-- before it's told.
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Chuck Norris is The Ultimate Connundrum.
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