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Chuck Noris once ran around the world in 10 minutes he spent 9 of those minutes stretching
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The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris itself
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the answer to the meaning of life is Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris Defied Skeletor.
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Chuck Norris can literally kick your ass with his fist.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump he stares at gravity and it changes direction.
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Rambo, Clint Eastwood, Arnold Schwarzenegger, John McClane, Samuel L. Jacksonand James Bond are all just Chuck Norris in disquise
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All men are created equal. Except Chuck Norris. No one on this world can match his awesomeness.
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Chuck Norris is an unstoppable force and an immovable object
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Bigfoot is always hiding
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Nobody has been able to decipoher the Voynich manuscript, That's because Chuck Norris' secrets are contained there and it was written by him.
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Only Chuck Norris can kick your face with his fists.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures
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