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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris is always on time...yet somehow arrives fashionably late.
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Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards...just to see what second place looks like.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Norris round house kicked him to the other side.
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Chuck Norris can eat pie REALLY fast.
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Humans wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuckglasses.
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The reason brick walls don't talk back is Chuck Norris once told one to shut up, now none of them dare talk
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Rome may have not been built in one day, but the Sears Tower was by Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once created an iPhone out of nothing but a pen, a gameboy color, 1 christmas light bulb, and his own fingernail.
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Like killing two Chuck Norrises with one-Oh wait, that isn't possible. Sorry.
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on modern warfare chuck norris can prestige with one bullet.
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Chuck Norris won the world cup with one roundhouse kick to the face.
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