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Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain, pain feels Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris never sleeps, he awakes.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a criminal ten blocks away, giving birth to the saying "long arm of the law."
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The world we live in is the afterlife since 1940 (Chuck Norris was born).He roundhouse kicked all newborn babies and killed them since then.
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Chuck Norris out-negotiated William Shatner.
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During the running of the bulls, the bulls are actually running away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you. In Soviet Russia, he still does. He's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee used to spa together. Bruce Lee is now dead.
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In 1912 Chuck was night fishing in the Atlantic Ocean when a ship got in his way.........
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think, he knows.
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This year, Santa hopes that Chuck Norris will bring him presants
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