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Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
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When Clarke Kent goes into a phonebox Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phonebox... Chuck Norris comes out.
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Chuck Norris can swan dive into double rainbows.
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Chuck Norris Once Caught The Flu.But It Escaped.
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Candyman is scared to look in the mirror...And say Chuck Norris 5 times.
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You Say Potato, Chuck Norris Says Nothing and Gives You A Roundhouse Kick in The Groin.
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There's no name like Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris saves...and only takes half damage
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When in doubt, try Chuck Norris
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Resistance is futile (If < 1 ChuckNorris)
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Chuck Norris means never having to say you're sorry
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Declare Chuck Norris. Not War.
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A day without Chuck Norris is like a day without sunshine
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