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Chuck Norris struck out Alex Rodriguez on two pitches. With his hands behind his back.
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One man hid in Soviet Russia thinking that the reverse would happen when Chuck Norris killed him. Thus radioactivity was born.
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Chuck Norris wears a hat because if the crystaline structure of his beard ever hit light, it would magnify it, creating a fire. Just ask the dinosaurs
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to bath, dirt won't dare go near him
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Gandalf said, "You shall not pass." Chuck Norris said, "Try me."
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Swine Flu looked at Chuck Norris.
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A single atom from Chuck Norris was used to create Jack Bauer
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They once hired Chuck Norris to play Frodo in Lord Of The Rings, he was cut from the movie due to the fact he cruched the ring in his hand.
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Hitler didn't commit suicide, Chuck Norris round housed kicked him in the face. That's why they never found his body.
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If life was a video game then Chuck Norris beat the game eight consecutive times before he lost intrest.
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The reason Forrest Gump ran so well was because Chuck Norris breathed on him.
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The speed of light is the only speed that was recorded to be 20000000000mph slower than chuck norris' "kill" speed
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Chuck Norris has Intel inside
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