Facts with the tag "chuck" | Chuck Norris Facts

Facts with the tag "chuck"

If you type “Chuck Norris” into the Google search bar and click the I’m Feeling Lucky button, your computer round house kicks you in the face holes.

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Chuck Norris once punched the ground to stop an earthquake. The resulting aftershock caused the BP oil spill

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When playing Modern Warfare 2, Chuck Norris can get a tactical nuke with the Spartan Laser from Halo 3

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Chuck Norris does not need to break an egg to make an omelette.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have a mullet. His beard just has back-hair.

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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter

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Chuck Norris polishes his boots with melted children

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If at first you don't succeed, YOU OBVIOUSLY ARN'T CHUCK NORRIS

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Chuck Norris only exists to do two things, kick ass and chew gum. And he's all outta gum.

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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.

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Chuck Norris has a lucky number. It's Pi.

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Chuck Norris doesn't think with portals, portals think with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck once got an itch, the itch got scared and never come back.

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