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Why is a raven like a writing desk...because Chuck Norris says so
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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CHUCK NORRIS is not in the Expendables.... because he is not expendable
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Chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago, death is too scared to tell him
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Chuck Norris play's Texas hold em with Zeus, every second Wednesday of the month
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Chuck Norris doesent fly, gravity collapses around him
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Cameras can't take pictures of Chuck Norris because nothing can take anything from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.. not because he's afraid of the dark, the darks afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Did you know that 2 Aleve have the same pain relief as 8 Tylenol? Chuck Norris does not know this. Chuck Norris feels no pain.
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Chuck Norris' freezepop of choice is Shards O' Glass
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Chuck Norris Forgot His Password And Is On His Way To Seattle To Give Bill Gates A Roundhouse Kick in the Ass
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Chuck Norris has an infinite amount of chromosomes. His DNA is made of solid gold
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