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Chuck Norris knows for sure whether or not "this sentence is a lie".
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Chuck Norris walked out the first day of kindergarten when he found out they had recess. He doesn't play.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris' Laptop has Carpal tunnel syndrome.
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How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?
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When Chuck Norris puts you in a headlock you have to call a locksmith to get out...
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The song "What if God was one of us" was Chuck's way of trying to tell us something
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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A Meteor Did Not Kill The Dinosaurs, Chuck Norris Just Decided To Go Hunting.
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Chuck Norris tells Paul the octopus all the answers.
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Chuck Norris can annoy the annoying orange.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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