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If Zeus wanted to win the Clash of the Titans he would have released the Chuck Norris
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If anyone sees Chuck Norris without his hat they turn to stone.
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Chuck Norris' house caught on fire, he fought it and won a 12 round decision.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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God created Adam and Eve, but quickly created Chuck Norris after realizing Adam's rib wasn't manly enough.
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You know how the old saying goes, you don't know Chuck Norris until he's roundhouse kicked you in the face
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Chuck Norris knows jack
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Chuck Norris knows jack
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Chuck Norris does have skwat
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Battleship with only one move
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Whoever said that no one is perfect obviously never saw Chuck Norris
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