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There was once a dumb woman who actually managed to get Chuck to fall in love with her. She betrayed him. We now know this women as....Stephen Hawking
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Chuck Norris is the reason Satan hasn't invaded earth yet
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris never loses at dodgeball because the ball wants to dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris completed Ocarina of Time... without the Ocarina
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Chuck Norris is the last person you'll ever see.
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Chuck Norris shot 17 on an 18 hole golf course.
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Only Chuck Norris can die from his roundhouse kick, this is why he is immortal
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Hell is Chuck Norris shaking his head in disapproval at you for eternity.
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Chuck Norris never sits in traffic. In fact, all traffic is really just a line of people waiting to meet Chuck.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need a life.........life needs Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't need glasses. He just gets new eyeballs.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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