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auchweitz: the years Chuck Norris tried hibernation
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Chuck Norris doesn't drink pink lemonade. But if he did, it would turn yellow out of fear.
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Chuck Norris has yet to be entirely pissed off. Why? Because we would call that event "The Apocolypse"
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Chuck Norris doesn't play hop-scotch or jump-rope. He plays hop-Scotland and jump-Rome.
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The original "300" was a movie based on Chuck Norris' victorious stand against 10,000 persians. 300 was his rkps(roundhouse kicks per second).
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If Google can't find it, Chuck Norris really can
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris
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We have a week dedicated to sharks...sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris
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When someone fires a gun at Chuck Norris, the bullets dodge him.
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Chuck auditioned for the part of B A Baracus for the A-Team show. He later turned down the role after learning he had to pity fools.
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Chuck Norris comes from the City Of Atlantis, he lost it one night after a heavy drinking session and has been looking for it since.
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bears play dead when they are attacked by Chuck Norris!
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Most people hope for presents from Santa every year. Santa hopes for presents from Chuck Norris.
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