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Facts with the tag "chuck"

When writing CHUCK NORRIS's name. You must write with caps lock on. CHUCK NORRIS is so awesome.

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The energy of one of Chuck Norris' round-house kicks is the equivelant of 10 nuclear bombs.

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Chuck Norris does not have to enter passwords to access emails. They just open!

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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!

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Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.

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It's a proven fact that the atomic bomb is simply a smaller scale replica of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris has been to Mars before, that's why there are no signs of life.

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Chuck Norris can "Enter Outside".

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Chuck Norris doesn't need headphones for his iPod. He just puts it in his beard, and the beard emits audible sound.

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Chuck Norris' beard hair is used as highly durable wiring. That is, if he donates the hairs. Take a hair from Norris and the hair strangles you.

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Posers have used Old Spice and gotten to the power close enough to Chuck Norris, but then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked them in the face.

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When you eat Chuck Norris' chicken, you don't poo it. It digests you.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go down with the ship, the ship goes down with Chuck Norris.

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