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After Chuck Norris was born there was no placenta, only a license... to kill.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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If Galileo lived today, he would realize the Earth rotates around Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris' mother was pregnant, she didn't crave pickles, she craved rusty nails.
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Chuck Norris can EAT water...
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Einstein's theory of relativity is wrong. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks CAN exceed the speed of light.
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Chuck Norris has Pop Rocks and Coke for breakfast.
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You can't like Chuck Norris on Facebook because he is Facebook
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The world may circle around the sun but the sun circles around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris kan segla forutan vind!
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Objects at rest tend to stay at rest, unless they are roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' Round-House kick is the only known defence against the Butterfly Effect.
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Chuck Norris is the true cause of Jonathan Brandis's suicide, he couldn't accept the fact Chuck Norris doesn't need a sidekick...
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