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If called Chuck Norris a 'girlie man' how long do you think it would take him to find me and argh arrrrrrgh arrrrrrrrrrgh!!!
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When the BP Oil went into the Gulf of Mexico it went back into the broken pipes. Why? Becuase Chuck Norris was watching
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Hitler didn't kill himself becuase they were losing the war. He killed himself because Chuck Norris joined the army
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever hit Steven Seagal
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If you google 'Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked' you get a list of Chuck Norris' kills
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Chuck Norris doesnt move a mussle to get somewere he makes the universe get of its lazy ass and move itself
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Chuck Norris doesnt move a mussle to get somewere he makes the universe get of its lazy ass and move itself
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris got full prestige on Call of Duty, Modern Warfare 2 by simply slamming his face repeatedly into the controller
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Chuck Norris once crushed the head of a elephant using only a fingernail and a 'Happy Birthday' water balloon
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Chuck Norris has three meals a day; blood, sweat, and tears.
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Chuck Norris killed his living room. It is now just "the room".
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Chuck Norris is so tough, he makes onions cry.
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