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The saying "Every Rule Has An Exception" was invented on the same day of Chuck Norris' birth.
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MythBusters don't need to test anything. They just need to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didnt have to watch the movie "Knowing". He already knew.
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When Chuck Norris wants some ice cream, he eats Antartica
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Chuck Norris can kill people on Farmville.
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Chuck Norris is the reason dogs bite their own tail.
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Chuck Norris is always right. Once he thought he was wrong, but he was just mistaken.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris is in the Guinness Book of World Records for just being himself
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In high school Chuck Norris was most likely to be the most likely.
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Chuck Norris can stop time by not breathing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have April 1st on his calendar, because no one fools Chuck Norris.
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