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They once made a "Worse Case Scenario" episode on confronting Chuck Norris. You know the rest.
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When Chuck Norris plays poker at a Casino, the Casino Folds.
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Chuck Norris can choke ghosts.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Chuck Norris will break the strings on your air guitar.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris"
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Michael Jordan eats Wheaties. Chuck Norris eats the box.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bullet-proof vest. He was born with it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stop and smell the roses, the roses stop and smell him.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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When Chuck Norris runs, he creates a tornado.
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Chuck Norris can go to a water park and go on every single ride and not get wet .
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