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Chuck Norris was here
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If Superman can have a bullet hit his eye, then Chuck Norris can have a nuclear bomb hit his.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - backwards.
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Chuck Norris once had to face reality...reality lost.
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Global warming is caused by Chuck Norris working out
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Chuck Norris once skydived..........from the ground into a passing plane
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Aliens didn't help build the pyramid, Chuck Norris did.
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Just don't piss off Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris has his birthday once.....every light year.
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Babies cry when Chuck Norris gives them candy.
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The only word that rhymes with "orange" is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can skateboard on sand.
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