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Chuck Norris is his own role model
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In the average living room, there are 2431 things Chuck Norris can use to kill you; including the room itself
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There is no limbo, only a world that doesn't know of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once completed Mortal Combat on the PS3 using a sky remote!
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Chuck Norris once competed against Ash in a pokemon battle, all he did was stare, and he won by a landslide...literally
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Chuck Norris' favorite color is blood.
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I drafted Chuck Norris to my fantasy team, he now has 10 Lombardi trophies.
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When Chuck Norris folds during a game of poker, he still wins the pot!!
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Scientists didn't know about nuclear energy until Chuck Norris karate chopped an atom
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E= Chuck Norris^2
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The only thing that stopped the grinch from stealing christmas was a roundhouse to the face from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris colors with rocks.
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Old Faithful is Chuck Norris' drainpipe
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