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Chuck Norris saw the movie "Sucker Punch" ........It sucked so bad he decided to show them what a real punch was all about. THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS
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The name's Norris...Chuck Norris. Bad Guys: "We surrender".....End Of Movie
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually need to eat. Food just uses his body for protection
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts
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If a tree falls in the forest, Chuck Norris is practicing roundhouse kicks in the woods
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Chuck Norris is to be and not to be.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get headaches. He gives them.
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When Chuck Norris says something wrong, he is right.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar the bar exploded from that much awesome in one area.
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The eleventh hidden rule of Chun Kuk Do is; you can't be as good as Chuck himself.
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A Chuck Norris fact a day keeps his roundhouse kicks away.
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Chuck Norris can grind diamonds into coal.
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