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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris trained Master Yoda.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight, he's just got to open his eyes.
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There are 3 sides to the force, Light, Dark and Chuck Norris
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An object in motion will stay in motion unless Chuck Norris stops it.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Chuck Norris can spit on his own neck
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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The tooth fairy collects teeth to replace the ones Chuck Norris has knocked out.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why the words "Bad" and "Ass" came together to form Bad Ass
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Chuck Norris can inhale while he exhales.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go fishing. He stares at the water and dead fish pop up
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