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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris
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Gibbs Paradox is the equation for Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
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When Jeremy Clarkson shouts POWER! on Top Gear, he is describing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Gandalf was brought to tears when he found out Chuck Norris' beard was more epic than his.
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Chuck Norris watched Paranormal Activity alone.
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Chuck Norris died once, but he got over it.
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Chuck Norris has 58 different Heinz 57 sauces.
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If it smells like chicken, tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, if Chuck says it's steak, then it's steak.
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What happens when Chuck Norris pushes an unmovable object? It moves
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Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Chuck Norris went to Zion and Neo became The Two.
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When Chuck Norris jumps in water, he does not get wet. the water gets Chuck Norris
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