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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Chuck Norris can drive in the passenger seat.
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If you use the words “can’t” and “Chuck Norris” in the same sentence, Chuck Norris will appear and roundhou
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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The child trick or treating Chuck Norris' house made a grave mistake by asking for a Jaw Breaker.
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Chuck Norris can sleep kill
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Willis was talking about Chuck Norris.
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At Thanksgiving Chuck Norris doesn't have to stuff the turkey; it stuffs itself for fear of being roundhouse kicked.
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James Bond says his name twice to introduce himself. Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris was the bad guy in Twister.
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Chuck Norris makes WWE look like the new Teletubbies.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he gave teacher's grades.
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Chuck Norris is banned from playing cricket as when he hits it for six it actually counts for 10.
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