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Chuck Norris always plays chess with a piece that looks like himself. He ALWAYS wins.
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Chuck Norris threw a penny off the empire state building and it killed everyone
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... sorry my mistake...
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Chuck Norris can wade through solid concrete and still beat the Olympic record
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Chuck Norris wanted an outdoor fighting arena for himself. He built Stonehenge by himself.
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Chuck Norris knows what you'll do next summer.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a ship, now that ship is called the Flying Dutchman.
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All insurance agreements come with a hidden clause. 'Will not pay out if attacked by Chuck Norris'. That includes buildings, ships, satellites.
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When Chuck Norris cracks a joke, everyone laughs. Nervously. All over the World. Right now.
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Chuck Norris NEVER has radio interference.
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When Chuck Norris disarms someone, he literally takes their arms.
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Chuck Norris ran in Nascar and came in 1st place. Then again, Chuck Norris wins everything.... even if he isn't playing.
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Chuck norris can smell sound.
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