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Chuck Norris' phone doesn't vibrate, it shakes with fear!
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When Chuck Norris goes to a yard sale, he buys the actual yard.
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Chuck Norris totaled his Total Gym.
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When Chuck Norris throws you a bone, it kills you.
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The only people Chuck Norris hasn't killed, are the people he hasn't met.
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The plural of mouse is mice, the plural of goose is geese. The plural of Chuck Norris doesn't exist. The planet couldn't handle so much power.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris bends the fabric of space-time when he is sleeping.
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Chuck Norris never wore braces, he straightened his own teeth.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, light runs out of breath trying to keep up.
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The international space station was Chuck Norris' tree house as a kid.
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The last person to make eye contact with Chuck Norris was Stevie Wonder
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Chuck Norris. End of fact.
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