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Chuck Norris can watch Blu Rays on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris can change the TV channel -- while it's off.
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Chuck Norris once shot a gun...and it died
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Doooooooooood hes so cooool
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To eliminate obsolete pennies, Chuck Norris stretches them into $5 bills.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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It use to be Curly, Larry, Moe AND Chuck......but slapstick can be fatal it turns out.
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Chuck Norris breeds pit bulls... from hamsters.
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Chuck Norris has inside jokes with strangers.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. The bar said "Ouch."
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Chuck Norris' PC runs on the souls of his victims.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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