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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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"Death Note" Is Chuck Norris' TO-DO List.
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After seeing 'Bambi' Chuck Norris tracked down and killed the hunters who killed Bambi's mother.
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Spongebob is Chuck Norris' old lufa.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say good morning. The morning says good Chuck Norris to him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to pay attention, attention has to pay Chuck Norris....on the 1st and 15th of every month.
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Unicorns are extinct because Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breath, air just wants to be inside of him.
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When Chuck Norris eats, his food screams.
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Chuck Norris answered the telephone....at your house.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Pluto was a planet, until it shrunk in the sight of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can put a King in check mate on the chess board without moving one piece.
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