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Chuck Norris IS ... that's all there is to it.
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When Chuck Norris plays Halo his search preferences are Skill, he can't find anyone
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Chuck Norris can jump out of a bottomless pit.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said.... "that tickles".
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Chuck will cry only on his death.
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Chuck once round house kicked Superman. The poor guy still believes he can actually fly.
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Chuck Norris knows where the Simpsons live
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I don't see why people say Chuck Norris is amazing... Now if you'll excuse me, someone's at my front door.
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When Chuck Norris is late, time has to slow down.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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What used to be know as Woolly Mammoths are now called Elephants because when Chuck Norris looked at them, he scared all of the hair off of them.
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Chuck Norris can beat an Xbox game with a Play Station controller.
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Chuck Norris can fry an ant with a magnifying glass... at night.
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