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Chuck Norris called me maybe.
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Chuck Norris can play the guitar....with his eyelashes
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Chuck Norris once had an energy drink. It was banned in 58 states, Canada, Russia, and Painlandia which is wherever Chuck goes
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Chuck Norris can plank on a pinhead.
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Chuck Norris once ran a marathon, because it was on his way.
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Bruce Wayne survived at the end of the Dark Knight Rises because Chuck Norris did not give him permission to die.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris can kill you while you're getting killed.
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Chuck Norris once adopted a dog. the next day underdog was born.
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Chuck Norris can get 2 Tactical Nukes in one game. Without a TV
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