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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
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What if Chuck Norris was standing right behind you?
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All your base are belong to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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It is impossible for Chuck Norris to have a heart attack because it's too afraid to arrest him.
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First rule of fight club. Don't talk about fight club...to Chuck Norris
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UFC banned Chuck Norris before it was ever created
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Chuck Norris was suppose to play ironman, but then there would be no need for the suit
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris didn't learn karate. Karate learned Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who cant go to the moon, and the only man the moon is afraid of.
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We need white blood cells to defend us from diseases, they need Chuck Norris.
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