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Energy collided once with Chuck Norris. From that day on, it has been hiding in the dark. This is called Dark Energy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use batteries. He powers things by touching them.
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Chuck Norris can shuffle a deck of phone books
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Spiders check the bath tub to make sure a Chuck Norris hasn't climed up the drain
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris washes his beard... with diesel.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
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Chuck Norris orders his coffee black and without water.
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Chuck Norris can play rock-paper-scissors in a mirror - and win.
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Chuck Norris does not visit websites, websites visit Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies. He was the force.
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If survival of the fittest was true, Chuck Norris would be the last thing left on earth.
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Chuck Norris set fire to the rain
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