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Chuck Norris can fly a ship and sail an airplane.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris ordered a porterhouse steak and sent it back because the bone was too tender.
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I am Chuck Norris, and I approve this roundhouse kick.
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A - Alpha, B - Bravo, C- Chuck, D - Delta, E - Echo....
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Rambo is Chuck Norris' pet human.
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Pain? Chuck Norris can KILL pain
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dodge ball, he plays dodge brick.
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Chuck Norris can spell his name with M&M's.
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Chuck Norris can extract square roots with bare hands
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Chuck Norris can submit a fact on this site without a user name.
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If a meteor is ever close to hitting Earth, Chuck Norris will just roundhouse kick it back into space!
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Why did they have to take the new "Chuck Norris" toilet paper off the market? Because it was rough and it was tough and wouldn't take crap off anyone!
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