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Chuck Norris is not his full name, there's a silent 'fist'
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris CAN keep up with the Joneses
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CHUCK NORRIS SAYS RELAX with a swift roundhouse kick to your medulla oblongata.
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Chuck Norris knows when to hold 'em by the neck, knows when to fold 'em in half, knows when to walk away on their spine, & knows when to run 'em down.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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After every defeating roundhouse kick Chuck Norris licks his own elbows in victory.
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Chuck Norris kills 99.9% of germs; the other .1% is submitted to cleaning and grooming his beard.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris is inevitable
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Whenever Arnie says in his movies "I'll be back" it's because he goes to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, it was Chuck.
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Chuck Norris calls push-ups "earth downs".
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