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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
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Coroners refer to dead people as ABC's: Already Been Chucked.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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