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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris… Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter.

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This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.

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Occam's Razor says that the simplest answer tends to be the correct one. Norris' Razor involves a flick of the wrist and a Columbian Necktie.

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Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas".

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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.

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Contruary to popular belief, Chuck Norris can polish sh!t, it's too bad no-one can give him any to prove it.

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Chuck Norris has yet to be entirely pissed off. Why? Because we would call that event "The Apocolypse"

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