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It was discovered by scientists that Chuck Norris' mustache can cure cancer... Unfortunately nothing known to science is capable of shaving it for use
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Chuck invented the chicken and the egg at the same time to prove Charles Darwin wrong.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need headphones for his iPod. He just puts it in his beard, and the beard emits audible sound.
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Chuck Norris failed 7th grade Science. The only thing he recognized on the periodic table was the element of suprise.
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Chuck Norris knows if Schrödinger's cat is alive or death.
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Chuck Norris killed Schrödinger's cat by roundhouse kicking the box.
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An earthquake with a reading of 9.8 was recorded in USA when chuck Norris burped.
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Resistance is futile (If < 1 ChuckNorris)
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Scientists have proven that the Mt St Helens explosion happened after Chuck Norris sneezed
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Chuck Norris can boot Windows Vista under 2 seconds.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old
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Chuck Norris can split the Atom.
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Chuck Norris isn't made up of cells; cells are made up of Chuck Norris
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