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There are no carbon nanotubes, only Chuck Norris's beard hair.
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Before global warming, Chuck Norris did his push-ups at night. (Total Gym: More than a machine, it's a solution)
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Unstoppable force meeting an immovable object? Chuck Norris clapping.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard
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Godzilla was created when a 5 year-old Chuck Norris was playing with his science kit.
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Steven Hawking actually stole all of his scientific findings from Chuck Norris. He was been confined to a wheelchair and unable to speak ever since.
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Chuck Norris turned a black hole white.
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What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Chuck Norris happens.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Big Bang happened as a result of Chuck Norris sneezing
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Gravity obeys the law of Chuck Norris.
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Albert Einstein Once tried to figure out what Chuck Norris' Origins are, Chuck Norris found out, Albert Einstein is now known as Stephen Hawking
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A scientist theorized breaking the speed of light was impossable. Chuck norris simultaniously killed and disproved him
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