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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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