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Chuck Norris can win a game of Battleship with only one move

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CHUCK NORRIS SAYS RELAX with a swift roundhouse kick to your medulla oblongata.

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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.

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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.

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The "Ring of Fire" is actually Chuck Norris' pinky ring

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A scientist said Chuck Norris couldn't make the world flat. Chuck Norris then punch him into the ground making the world flat.

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2 guards told Chuck Norris to put his hands up then Chuck Norris shot them with a bullet from his index finger.

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When Chuck Norris wants a house he tells the building materials to build it for him.

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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny

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Chuck Norris used to have a small notebook in which he would write stuff he liked when he was a kid, that book is now known as wikipedia.org

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Chuck Norris once shot down a Japanese Zero by holding up his finger and yelling, "BANG!"

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In Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, there is a game called Search and Destroy. Chuck Norris plays that game, except in real life.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bottle of sleeping pills. He blinked

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