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A nuke is actually a bomb shell with Chuck Norris inside.
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Chuck Norris can play Xbox Kinect without a sensor.
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A boy once asked Chuck the diameter of the earth, he said, "Wanna know the diameter of my fist?" The boy was seen falling from the sky ten years later
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When Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb, he doesn't cut a wire, he cuts the bomb.
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Chuck Norris's other car is a tank.
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Chuck Noris is the reason Burger King says "Have it your way"
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris built a relationship....out of LEGOS.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a photo to life
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The cake is a lie because Chuck Norris ate it
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Chuck Norris once set a lake on fire.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of mine sweeper in one turn
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Chuck Norris can run somebody over without a car.
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