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Whoever said that no one is perfect obviously never saw Chuck Norris
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Posers have used Old Spice and gotten to the power close enough to Chuck Norris, but then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked them in the face.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris kills 99.9% of germs; the other .1% is submitted to cleaning and grooming his beard.
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Chuck Norris is inevitable
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The speed of light is the only speed that was recorded to be 20000000000mph slower than chuck norris' "kill" speed
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Chuck Norris Is So Fast, That He Can Run Around The World And Punch Himself In The Back Of His Head!
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Why IS the Incredible Hulk green? He saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the last person you'll ever see.
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Chuck Norris is secretly the president of the ninja army.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use conditioner - HE decides whether his hair is soft.
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Chuck Norris used to have a small notebook in which he would write stuff he liked when he was a kid, that book is now known as wikipedia.org
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In Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, there is a game called Search and Destroy. Chuck Norris plays that game, except in real life.
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