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A nuke is actually a bomb shell with Chuck Norris inside.
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The earth spins only because Chuck Norris is running westwards.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a TV, He has a mirror instead
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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When Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb, he doesn't cut a wire, he cuts the bomb.
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Chuck Norris's other car is a tank.
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Chuck Norris is never late....time is just early.
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The cake is a lie because Chuck Norris ate it
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"If Chuck Norris was a woman"- He would still be THE MAN
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Chuck Norris is the rainbow.
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Chuck Norris is the reason George is Curious
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Chuck Norris IS
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Chuck Norris is in the Guinness Book of World Records for just being himself
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